Simona Fusco Stratten

I don’t know who Simona Fusco Stratten is and I’m too lazy to find out, but by the looks of it, her tits are just as stupid as her name. And that’s a good thing, because let’s face it, no one wants to have an intellectual conversation with boobs… we’d rather just play with them. That’s why they’re called Fun Bags and not Thesis Statement Bags.