Las Vegas, NV - Kitschy American Idol Star William Hung, famous for his botching of Ricky Martin's "She Bangs," was found dead yesterday, apparently of an intentional heroin overdose. The announcement of his death sent shockwaves to the tens of people who still found him funny.
Ironically, Mr. Hung was found by a VH1 camera crew sent to begin filing "William Hung: Behind the 'Music.'" Viacom immediately decided to rename the special: "William Hung: fifteen minutes till death."
Friends of Mr. Hung say he had become despondent in recent days. "I don't know, it's just so sad," said Ming Tse, one of Hung's former classmates at Stanford, "I heard him the other day on Snotbubble's Morning Madhouse; he kept trying to make William say things like 'me so horny' and 'hey sailor' while playing the sound of a bomb falling. I just know William was hurting inside when Snotbubble got him to say, 'you wanna some-e egg foo young-e.' It was so sad. I just think he was tired of the commercialization of it all."
Other friends, who had lost contact with him in recent weeks, feared he was becoming too "Hollywood." "I'm not surprised he was on heroin," said Hung's engineering cohort Melvin Samples, "I mean just two months ago we were out at our usual corner table at Smitty's, and William actually went and talked to some girls. The next thing I know he's doing shots with some hipster guys; they were calling him 'Long Duck Dong' and making him say 'au-to-mo-bile.' From what I hear, it's not a long leap from that to heroin addiction."
Stanford's hippy population immediately misconstrued the situation and adopted Hung's death as a pet cause. "He was a victim of the corporate greed-machine, just like Kurt [Cobain] and Eddie [Vedder, who is actually still alive]," said one dreadlocked mourner outside the engineering department at Stanford University, where a makeshift memorial had been set up, "he just wanted to sing, and Fox decided to turn him into this joke, man, this f****** joke. They just ate him up and spit him out. F****** Bill O'Reily. I think it's because he was against the war." The last comment is apparently in reference to the fact that Hung once answered "no, thank you" when asked whether he was "for or against the war in Iraq."
The Las Vegas police released part of his suicide note. It read, "I have no reason of living . . . my art which is my importance to the best everybody laugh to . . . I make end here . . . goodbye world of cruel."
Although Hung's immediate family disowned him seconds after his appearance on American Idol, it is believed he has an aunt in Toledo, Ohio who will take care of funeral arrangements.
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William Hung (Traditional Chinese: 孔慶翔, Simplified Chinese: 孔庆翔, Cantonese Yale: Hung2 Hing3 Cheung4, Pinyin: Kǒng Qìngxiáng) (born January 13, 1983) is a student at University of California, Berkeley who gained fame in early 2004 as a result of his off-key audition performance of Ricky Martin's hit song "She Bangs" on the third season of the television series American Idol. In the tradition of Florence Foster Jenkins, he is a member of that strange breed of celebrity that has gained fame not from his talent, but from the novelty derived from his lack of talent.
Originally from Sha Tin, Hong Kong, Hung moved to Camden, NJ, United States in 1993 and graduated from the John H. Francis Polytechnic High School in Los Angeles. He attended UC Berkeley, but after starting his record deal, he dropped out from UC Berkeley and was denied readmission. He attended Pasadena City College during the 2006/2007 academic year. He currently attends California State University, Northridge.
There have been far worse singers to audition for “American Idol,” but for some reason Season 3 contestant William Hung is remembered among the masses as the most futile contestant in series history.
Here’s why they’re wrong.
For starters, no one who’s ever been rejected after an initial “Idol” audition has been recalled as often, or perhaps as fondly, as Hung. And although his accent on Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs” was as prominent as his notes were clipped, he actually sang on key. (Seriously! Ignore the windshield-wiper arm choreography and listen to it again. The notes were right; the delivery was just… not as right.)
I’d like to think what endears Hung to the audience to this day is his positivity; so often in the “Idol” audition process, we’re confronted with jerks who confront the judges with violent words or motions after a horrendous audition. Without irony, Hung admitted he had “no professional training.” While some critics cried exploitation—and they have their points—it seemed like everyone in the country the next morning was talking about William Hung and attempting his dance moves.
To this day, people who have never seen an episode “American Idol” know who William Hung is, except, evidently, Todd Packer on “The Office.” Other than maybe Kelly Clarkson and Sanjaya Malakar, I’d bet more non-”Idol” fans know William Hung than any other “Idol” contestant.
Now, I’m not sure to what degree Hung is in on the joke these days—I sincerely hope he is—but at one point he laughed all the way to the bank. It’s likely no one in the history of the show’s earned more cash for his/her audition footage alone. He reportedly claimed a $25,000 check from the music video channel Fuse and sold more than 200,000 copies of his album “Inspiration.” Hung also told People he’d earned $1 million since his first “Idol” appearance. I know a lot of professionally trained singers who haven’t made that much money.
There’s only one William Hung. And no matter what you think of him, the money he’s made or the way he’s been treated, I think everyone can agree that that’s a very good thing.
Also see:
– Top 20 ‘Idol’ Contestants of All Time – Epilogue
-No. 1: Kelly Clarkson
-No. 2: Carrie Underwood
-No. 3: Chris Daughtry
-No. 4: Jennifer Hudson
-No. 5: Sanjaya Malakar
-No. 7: Clay Aiken
-No. 8: Fantasia Barrino
-No. 9: Blake Lewis
-No. 10: Tamyra Gray
-No. 11: Jordin Sparks
-No. 12: Melinda Doolittle
-No. 13: Bo Bice
-No. 14: Elliott Yamin
-No. 15: Ruben Studdard
-No. 16: Katharine McPhee
-No. 17: Taylor Hicks
-No. 18: Diana DeGarmo
-No. 19: Frenchie Davis
-No. 20: Lisa Leuschner
