Jokes of the Day: Valentine's Jokes

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1. The best way to remember your wife’s or girlfriend’s birthday is to forget it just once.

2. Beware of men who consider marriage to be a very expensive way to get one’s laundry done.

3. Before a man gets married, he yearns for his wife to be.
After they get married, the "y" disappears from the word "yearns."

4. Most people have no idea that even skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Skunks are very scent-ti-mental.

5.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny.

6.
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend some chocolates?
A: Because it was Valenswine’s Day, of course!



Fijne Valentijnsdag
Happy Valentine's day!
Feliz San Valentin !!!!!!!
Happy VD Day!