Tila Tequila

I’m starting to develop a big crush on Tila Tequila. When I first saw her I was like, how on earth did this weird little Asian midget with fake boobs become so popular? But as time went on, the more familiar with her I became, the more I found myself getting attracted to her. Now I just lust for her! And I blame it on the media. Screw you Hollywood Tuna.